Atm jokes
I saw Stephen Hawking using an ATM. It is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down.
I asked the gym trainer what type of machine I should use to get the best looking women.
He said the ATM outside.
Memes
Did you know that a majority of the U.S. is afraid of the dark?
Especially if they are right behind you at the ATM.
P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.
What does ATM stand for?
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.
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Dude, if you're at the ATM, wouldn't that mean you're buying your own money?
I have so many cash machine jokes.
But none of them seem to work ATM.
What did the rapper say to the ATM?
"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT!"
Community
Guys Can I have some advice? I'm having some issues with my dad atm : - my step-mum screamed at me and my brother calling us liars and that we were bitching about them but, we never were - my dad is denying it happened even tho he was there. He's only doing it coz my step-mum is his wife - i get underfed when I visit him There are loads more that I don't remember I can't speak to my mum abt it tho coz she'll tell me to message my dad which is the last thing I want to do or that she'll message my dad which is another one of the last things I want to do
Fletcher..? Kinda only want to talk to you today :/ Tbh yall just.. Idek atm
If I don't talk, chances are I just don't wanna with that person atm, im most likely waiting for someone. What if I just like, go meet the man on the moon..? I won't, but like, what if? Look for me in the stars but I'll be on the moon Luv~ Fletcher?~