Atm

Atm jokes

Machine

I asked the gym trainer what type of machine I should use to get the best looking women.

He said the ATM outside.

Memes

U.S.

Did you know that a majority of the U.S. is afraid of the dark?

Especially if they are right behind you at the ATM.

Brother

P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.

What does ATM stand for?

Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.

😂🤣

Dude

Dude, if you're at the ATM, wouldn't that mean you're buying your own money?

Rapper

What did the rapper say to the ATM?

"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT!"

Community

Guys Can I have some advice? I'm having some issues with my dad atm : - my step-mum screamed at me and my brother calling us liars and that we were bitching about them but, we never were - my dad is denying it happened even tho he was there. He's only doing it coz my step-mum is his wife - i get underfed when I visit him There are loads more that I don't remember I can't speak to my mum abt it tho coz she'll tell me to message my dad which is the last thing I want to do or that she'll message my dad which is another one of the last things I want to do

If I don't talk, chances are I just don't wanna with that person atm, im most likely waiting for someone. What if I just like, go meet the man on the moon..? I won't, but like, what if? Look for me in the stars but I'll be on the moon Luv~ Fletcher?~