Atm

Atm Jokes

Machine

I asked the gym trainer what type of machine I should use to get the best looking women.

He said the ATM outside.

U.S.

Did you know that a majority of the U.S. is afraid of the dark?

Especially if they are right behind you at the ATM.

Brother

P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.

What does ATM stand for?

Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.

😂🤣

Dude

Dude, if you're at the ATM, wouldn't that mean you're buying your own money?

Rapper

What did the rapper say to the ATM?

"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT!"