Atm jokes

I saw Stephen Hawking using an ATM. It is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down.

I asked the gym trainer what type of machine I should use to get the best looking women.

He said the ATM outside.

Did you know that a majority of the U.S. is afraid of the dark?

Especially if they are right behind you at the ATM.

P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.

What does ATM stand for?

Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.

😂🤣

Dude, if you're at the ATM, wouldn't that mean you're buying your own money?

I have so many cash machine jokes.

But none of them seem to work ATM.

What did the rapper say to the ATM?

"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT!"