Exercise jokes
I used to be into fitness. But running from my problems got exhausting.
My mom thinks I need to stop objectifying women. I think she is overreacting.
She asked why I broke up with the last girl, and I said,
"It didn't work out."
She told me to be more specific, so I said,
"I just told you, she didn't exercise."
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?
Flexin’.
Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny
Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
Don’t have a bike? You can mount me instead.
Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out.
They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight? 👅💦
After an intense workout, I finally have the body I've always dreamed of.
It's in my basement.
why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.
Why did the rapper join a gym?
To get those SICK BARS.
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!
What is the difference between runners and my car?
My car is still running.
I don’t know why I go to the gym. Being healthy is dying as fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up.
What's a rapper's favorite type of exercise?
RHYME and REPEAT.
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?
All of them.
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!