Exercise

Exercise Jokes

My mom thinks I need to stop objectifying women. I think she is overreacting.

She asked why I broke up with the last girl, and I said,

"It didn't work out."

She told me to be more specific, so I said,

"I just told you, she didn't exercise."

I don’t know why I go to the gym. Being healthy is dying as fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up.

Why was the rapper always in shape?

Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!