My mom thinks I need to stop objectifying women. I think she is overreacting.
She asked why I broke up with the last girl, and I said,
"It didn't work out."
She told me to be more specific, so I said,
"I just told you, she didn't exercise."
My mom thinks I need to stop objectifying women. I think she is overreacting.
She asked why I broke up with the last girl, and I said,
"It didn't work out."
She told me to be more specific, so I said,
"I just told you, she didn't exercise."
Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny
Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.
Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out.
After an intense workout, I finally have the body I've always dreamed of.
It's in my basement.
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
What is the difference between runners and my car?
My car is still running.
I don’t know why I go to the gym. Being healthy is dying as fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up.
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?
All of them.
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!