Exercise

Exercise Jokes

Woman

My mom thinks I need to stop objectifying women. I think she is overreacting.

She asked why I broke up with the last girl, and I said,

"It didn't work out."

She told me to be more specific, so I said,

"I just told you, she didn't exercise."

Weight

Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny

Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.

Tongue

They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight? 👅💦

Workout

After an intense workout, I finally have the body I've always dreamed of.

It's in my basement.

Fatman

why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.

Rapper

Why was the rapper always in good shape?

Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!

Car

What is the difference between runners and my car?

My car is still running.

Gym

I don’t know why I go to the gym. Being healthy is dying as fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up.

Rapper

Why was the rapper always in shape?

Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!

Rapper

Why was the rapper always in good shape?

Because he never skipped a beat!