Missile jokes
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exercise. They got up into the air and Jim said, "Okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want." Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, "I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire." Allyn said "What?" as he looked over at Jim.
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
What does LMAO mean? Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
yes do not forget
Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far.
A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning. Fortunately, no one was injured - but 100 were killed.
What does LMAO mean?
Launching missiles at orphanage.
What is the difference between Obama and Osama?
Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon.
Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.
Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.
Just told Putin to get some b*tches.
Waiting for 3801 missiles to strike my house.
1 like = 1 more missile aimed at a hospital.
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
"Ching chong, drop the bomb!"
Nah, North Korea got inspired by the fatman nuke that he also became a fatman with nukes.
What has 15 arms, 9 legs, 8 heads, and 12 eyeballs?
A mosque after a missile strike.
Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.