Missile jokes
A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning. Fortunately, no one was injured - but 100 were killed.
Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exercise. They got up into the air and Jim said, "Okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want." Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, "I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire." Allyn said "What?" as he looked over at Jim.
Q: What does LMAO mean?
A: Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?
The drone guy didn't know either.
Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.
President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon.
Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
What has 15 arms, 9 legs, 8 heads, and 12 eyeballs?
A mosque after a missile strike.
Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.
1 like = 1 more missile aimed at a hospital.
"Ching chong, drop the bomb!"
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far.
What does LMAO mean? Launching Missiles At Orphanages.
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
Nah, North Korea got inspired by the fatman nuke that he also became a fatman with nukes.
Just told Putin to get some b*tches.
Waiting for 3801 missiles to strike my house.
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
What does LMAO mean?
Launching missiles at orphanage.
Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.