Are you a rope? Because I wanna hang with you.
What is stronger than family?
The tree Paul Walker hit.
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter
Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.
The Lego broke in half.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a uni cycle
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on, not because he is afraid of the darkness, but because the darkness is afraid of him.
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
Chuck Norris and Superman had a bet. The loser had to wear their underwear on their pants.
whats harder then steel . micheal jackson at a playground
"Chuck? How many push-ups can you do?" -- "All of them."
Chuck Norris can make minute made lemonade in 5 seconds.
the day after chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital
If it's true what they say and I quote; "God never gives you more than you can handle"
Then you should pray to those who didn't, that God gave them a body strong enough to survive the attempt.
These jokes are weak like the structure of the towers.
Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.
They say Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn't cry
Roses are red Violets are blue We're gonna make love Because I'm stronger than you
Jesus could walk on water and Chuck Norris can swim through land
Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?
A. By using her equal strength
