Strength

Strength Jokes

Poison

Abner’s wife was laying on her death bed. She suddenly used all her strength to sit up and say to her husband, “I must tell you something, or my soul will never know peace. I have been unfaithful to you, Abner. In this very house, not one month ago.”

“Hush, dear,” soothed Abner. “I know all about it. Why else have I poisoned you?”

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  • Chuck Norris

    Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on, not because he is afraid of the darkness, but because the darkness is afraid of him.

    Chuck Norris

    Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.

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  • Bet

    Chuck Norris and Superman had a bet. The loser had to wear their underwear on their pants.

    God

    If it's true what they say and I quote, "God never gives you more than you can handle," then you should pray to those who didn't, that God gave them a body strong enough to survive the attempt.