Strength jokes
Q. What do Canadian women and Canadian beer have in common? A. They're both stronger than they look.
Chuck Norris met God once. Now God is the puny human.
Which days are the strongest?
Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
Why doesn’t Chuck Norris flush the toilet?
He doesn’t have to, he scares the shit out of the toilet.
No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.
There was a boy in the gym who was in his late teens. He was sitting at the dumbbells tables, but he wasn't lifting. He instead, sat up and was ripping something up.
The manager then walked over to him and asked, "You're hogging the dumbbells, dude! What are you even doing?" The boy hesitated, then said, "Getting ripped, wanna join me?" as he held up stacks of blank paper. The man silently sat on the table with him and grabbed some papers. "Why not?" he finally said.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. It's not dead, just afraid to move.
Water bottles, strong, Standing tall, like sturdy men, Quenching every thirst.
Clear and transparent, Reflecting strength and resolve, Resilient and pure.
In hand, they offer Refreshing relief, like hugs, Soothing every soul.
Water bottles, like men, Nourish and hydrate our lives, Simple yet vital.
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
My dick harder than stone, man.
Why don't we wrestle bears?
The pain is un-bearable.
If you had the strength of an ant, you could lift the pyramid of Giza.
(Ants can lift items 20x their weight.)
If an Indian had powers, it would be throwing tika masala.
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?
"Family strong, but not that strong."
On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.
I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!
I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!
You're so weak, someone breathed on you and you flew away!
Chuck Norris didn't join the army, the army joined Chuck Norris.
They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight? 👅💦