Are you a rope? Because I wanna hang with you.
What is stronger than family?
The tree Paul Walker hit.
Abner’s wife was laying on her death bed. She suddenly used all her strength to sit up and say to her husband, “I must tell you something, or my soul will never know peace. I have been unfaithful to you, Abner. In this very house, not one month ago.”
“Hush, dear,” soothed Abner. “I know all about it. Why else have I poisoned you?”
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.
Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.
The Lego broke in half.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris was a kamikaze pilot. 12 times.
Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on, not because he is afraid of the darkness, but because the darkness is afraid of him.
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
A cobra once bit Chuck Norris. After hours of agonising pain... it died.
Chuck Norris and Superman had a bet. The loser had to wear their underwear on their pants.
What's harder than steel? Michael Jackson at a playground.
"Chuck? How many push-ups can you do?" -- "All of them."
The day after Chuck Norris was born, he drove his mom home from the hospital.
Chuck Norris was shot with a gun. The bullet was critically injured.
Chuck Norris can make Minute Maid lemonade in 5 seconds.
If Chuck Norris was a Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.
If it's true what they say and I quote, "God never gives you more than you can handle," then you should pray to those who didn't, that God gave them a body strong enough to survive the attempt.
