Are you a rope? Because I wanna hang with you.
What is stronger than family?
The tree Paul Walker hit.
Abner’s wife was laying on her death bed. She suddenly used all her strength to sit up and say to her husband, “I must tell you something, or my soul will never know peace. I have been unfaithful to you, Abner. In this very house, not one month ago.” “Hush, dear,” soothed Abner. “I know all about it. Why else have I poisoned you?”
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter
Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.
The Lego broke in half.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a uni cycle
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris sleeps with the light on, not because he is afraid of the darkness, but because the darkness is afraid of him.
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
Chuck Norris and Superman had a bet. The loser had to wear their underwear on their pants.
whats harder then steel . micheal jackson at a playground
"Chuck? How many push-ups can you do?" -- "All of them."
the day after chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital
Chuck Norris can make minute made lemonade in 5 seconds.
If it's true what they say and I quote; "God never gives you more than you can handle"
Then you should pray to those who didn't, that God gave them a body strong enough to survive the attempt.
Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.
These jokes are weak like the structure of the towers.
They say Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn't cry
Roses are red Violets are blue We're gonna make love Because I'm stronger than you
Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?
A. By using her equal strength
