B⸙⸙2 years agoAccording to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form consists of only four lines:1. What was your income for the year?2. What were your expenses?3. How much have you left?4. Send it in.
B⸙⸙2 years agoThere are two muffins baking in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?" The other muffin says, "AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!"
B⸙⸙2 years agoI asked the gym instructor,"Can you teach me to do the splits?""How flexible are you?" he asked."Well, I can't make it on Fridays."
B⸙⸙2 years agoWhy do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
B⸙⸙2 years agoDon’t criticize someone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes.So, when you criticize them, they won’t be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you’ll have their shoes.
B⸙⸙2 years agoWhy is Peter Pan always flying?Because he Neverlands. (This joke is good because it never gets old.)