I named my dog "5 miles" so I could say I ran five miles today. I ran over 5 miles.
The 5 Mile Dog
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Explanation
The humor comes from the wordplay and a bit of a morbid twist. The person names their dog "5 miles" to technically claim they ran the distance. Then, they add a darker humor by saying they ran 'over 5 miles' implying they ran over their dog.
TheRedditKing
i get the joke. but why no punctuation?
Kamikaze
agreed
Kamikaze
but then again, 'TheRedditKing' u got ur self some unnecessary punctuation in ur comment lmao