What’s black, white, and red all over?- A nun in a blender

What do you call a group of depressed kids? The suicide squad...

I named my dog 5 miles so i could say i ran five miles today i ran over 5 miles

What’s the difference between me and a bakery shop?The bakery shop has cake😞🎂

I went to the doctors yesterday I said: when I touch my back it hurts when I touch my knee it hurts when I touch anything it hurts! 😣 what’s wrong with me Doctor: you’ve broken your finger