The Running Grandpa

The joke plays on the idea that the grandpa's daily run led to him getting lost. It's unexpected because the initial setup is about him getting fit, not disappearing. It's like, 'Oh, he went for a run, and now he's just…gone!'

• Grandpa
• Mile
• Day
• Family
• Disappearance
• Idea

• Me: I named my dog Five Miles so I can tell people I walk five miles every day. Old man: I ran over five miles today.
• I want to die in my sleep, like grandpa did, not screaming and crying like the people on the bus he drove.
• My dad went to go buy milk, but he walks as slow as my grandmother. My grandmother is paralyzed in the legs.
• My grandma always said, "Slow and steady wins the race." She died in a fire.