If you run next to a car, you get tired, but if you run behind it, you get exhausted.
I'll be here all week... sadly enough for you.
Life lesson guys:
Remember, being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible.
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?
All of them.
The guy in the wheelchair at my gym can do so many pull-ups with the wheelchair on, but I said to him, "Don't skip leg day."
You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere
I got joke from my brother
Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out.
What do we want? A cure for obesity.
When do we want it? After lunch.
Not a joke but there's nowhere else to post this, (mainly this post is for the broke people without a gym). Did you know that the body can't tell if you're using weights? So lifting weights are optional.
Some beginner workouts without weights for like really weak people:
1. Sit-ups 10 reps 2. Push-ups 20 per reps 3. Squats 10 per reps 4. Crunches 10 per reps
When you're exercising and you feel the “gush.”
I named my dog 5 miles so i could say i walk 5 miles each day
but today i ran OVER 5 miles...oops
What do sprinters eat before a race? -- Nothing, they fast.
What’s an Emo’s favorite exercise? The dead hang.
Run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours. It will be fun!
No pine, no gain!
Don’t have a bike? You can mount me instead.
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
What is the difference between runners and my car?
My car is still running.
My doctor said I need to lose calories, so I got a piece of paper, wrote "calories," and lit it on fire.
I did a good walk and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and people live in the house with my dog I had to a dog and
