Why do some couples go to the gym together? Because they want their relationship to work out.
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise
Breathing exercises
I told this to my English teacher and he said it to the class and no one laughed someone help)
What do you call a vagina with multiple clits? A tongue workout!!!!!!!
Your losing all your friends but never any calories.
yo mama so fat when she decides to workout the stock market goes bankrupt
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
lean.
Run bestie run!!!!
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country? A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds
they struggled to lift the whaghts but i got watermelon to keep me in shape
Guess Stephan Hawkins never had use sweatcoin😂
An old lady was low on money because she had spent all of her money on clothes. So she decided to go to the bank. She walked up to the guy at the desk. She asked if he could check her balance. He asked a few questions to the old lady. Like her weight and her height. He asked her if she had done any exercise recently. She was very confused. She got angry and asked the man again to check her balance. So he stood up, walked next to her and pushed her over. He came to the conclusion that she had a low balance
When your legs forget how to work after leg day *I can't climb the stairs* Michael Myers right behind me* Runs like I'm a track star*
why did the out of shape cow quit her job she got tired of jumping over the moon
When im cutting my grass want ti know what it reminds me of . My arms &legs.
What do squats eat? Numbers
