What’s an Emo’s favorite exercise? The dead hang.
my doctor said i need to lose calories, so i got a piece of paper, wrote calories and lit it on fire.
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
HEAVY BARS
run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours it will be fun
Don’t have a bike? You can mount me instead.
Why do rappers love the gym?
Cause they’re all about them HEAVY BARS
I did a good walk and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and people live in the house with my dog I had to a dog and
At gym class today my freind made this song 🎵 I’m a barbie girl I am fantastic my boobs are plastic
How do chickens 🐔 get stronger and stronger?
They egg-cersize everyday!
what is Jesus favorite Sports CrossFit
Why do some couples go to the gym together? Because they want their relationship to work out.
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise
Breathing exercises
I told this to my English teacher and he said it to the class and no one laughed someone help)
They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds
What is Jesus’s Favorite Exercise?
Cross Fit
What do you call a vagina with multiple clits? A tongue workout!!!!!!!
Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country? A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
Your losing all your friends but never any calories.
There was a boy in the gym who was in his late teens. He was sitting at the dumbells tables but he wasn't lifting. He instead, sat up and was ripping something up. The manager then walked over to him, and asked "You're hogging the dumbells, dude! What are you even doing?" The boy hesitated, then said "Getting ripped, wanna join me?" as he held up stacks of blank paper. The man silently sat on the table with him and grabbed some papers. "Why not?" he finally said.
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.
yo mama so fat when she decides to workout the stock market goes bankrupt
