Jump Rope

Jump Rope Jokes

Emo kid

Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. The phrase "jump rope" means different things.

Kid

What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.

Emo

My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.

Mama

Yo mama so fat...

That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!

Pig

Dad, there was one day I was playing jump rope with a pig, and then I made pulled pork out of him.

Son, he is dinner.