Jump Rope jokes
Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. The phrase "jump rope" means different things.
What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.
What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cookout?
A jump rope!
My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
Dad, there was one day I was playing jump rope with a pig, and then I made pulled pork out of him.
Son, he is dinner.
How do you poop?
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Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ain’t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you ain’t from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dog’s fossil! Boy what are you talking about … Read more
Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ain’t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you ain’t from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dog’s fossil! Boy what are you talking about … Read more