Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. The phrase "jump rope" means different things.
What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.
What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cookout?
A jump rope!
My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
Dad, there was one day I was playing jump rope with a pig, and then I made pulled pork out of him.
Son, he is dinner.
How do you poop?
