Did you know when scientists discovered atoms could split it blew them all away?
What's the difference between paul walker's car and a petite white girl. There is no difference They both got split open by a huge log.
what does an orphan and a bananna have in common? They both get split up.
Your legs are just like oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat whats in between.
We split because she used always say I never listen, or something like that
How did the guys with down syndrome split the dinner bill? They all made a down payment.
Why don't you act like an amoeba and split.
what did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? they said strike 😂😂😂😂 - .
Your forehead so big the earth split in half
I used to be into necrophilia. Until that rotten cunt split on me...
Where does banana learn to split at sundae school
What's the difference between a tornado and Divorce down south Nothing some Losing a Trailer
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
I asked the gym instructor
"can you teach me to do the splits?",
"How flexible are you?" He asked
"Well, I can't make it on Fridays."
yo mama so fat survivors of the titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink. but when she reached the stern, the ship split.
How did the necrophiliac get caught? Some rotten cunt split on him....
What did the banana say to the peel “Let’s split”
Once there were twins, Mark and Michael, Mark was the owner of a old boat. It so happened that Michael's wife died the same day that Mark's boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible. "Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, "Heck no. In fact, I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle!" The old lady fainted. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
a gay couple and a lesibian couple are going to the airport which one gets there first ... the lesibian duh they get there "LICITY SPLIT "
