Did you know when scientists discovered atoms could split it blew them all away?
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
What's the difference between paul walker's car and a petite white girl. There is no difference They both got split open by a huge log.
Once there were twins, Mark and Michael, Mark was the owner of a old boat. It so happened that Michael's wife died the same day that Mark's boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible. "Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, "Heck no. In fact, I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle!" The old lady fainted. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
I asked the gym instructor
"can you teach me to do the splits?",
"How flexible are you?" He asked
"Well, I can't make it on Fridays."
what does an orphan and a bananna have in common? They both get split up.
yo mama so fat survivors of the titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink. but when she reached the stern, the ship split.
Your legs are just like oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat whats in between.
We split because she used always say I never listen, or something like that
Two whores are watching the sun come up, splitting a bottle of Mad Dog and celebrating another night of servicing the general public. One asks the other: "Say. You ever been picked up by the fuzz?" Her friend thinks it over, "No...but I have been swung around by the tits a few times!"
Why don't you act like an amoeba and split.
How did the guys with down syndrome split the dinner bill? They all made a down payment.
What did the banana say to the peel “Let’s split”
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
what did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? they said strike 😂😂😂😂 - .
a gay couple and a lesibian couple are going to the airport which one gets there first ... the lesibian duh they get there "LICITY SPLIT "
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise who gets their first Obviously the lesbian couple they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.
One man's trash is another man's treasure he said when he found out his parents split up and is adopted
harass say it out loud but slowly split that word in to and it sounds like her ass
why were the apple and orange all alone? because the banana "split"
