The best quote by king jong un. Meeting girl in park is good. But parking meat in girl is better
I like yummy
A woman goes to buy a parrot There is one for 200, 500, and one for 15 bucks she asks why the last one is so cheap The man at the counter say "It used to live in a brothel/sex house" The lady buys it anyway When she gets home it say fuck me a new brothel when her daughters get home it says fuck me 2 new prozzies when the father gets home the parrot says fuck me daryl, havent see you in the brothel in weeks
What do you call a white girl having a seizure? A vanilla shake
Me: I named my dog five miles so i can tell people i walk five miles every day Old man:I ran over five miles today
My brother likes his vegemite so black it stole our car