Go on the quintillionaire morning routine now!
1. Wake up. 2. Take a shit. 3. Eat. 4. Get out of bed. 5. Have breakfast.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, genius. You think this is some kinda aspirational thing? Nah, it's pointin' out how dumb these "morning routine" things are. Like, duh, ya gotta wake up *before* ya get outta bed, ya walnut.
🦄 Entity
Eat what?
Shadow
Eat pussy.
Shadow
Damn.
Shadow
Hold up, I just realize what the joke means. You wake up, take a shit in your bed, eat the shit, get out of bed, and have breakfast.
Shadow
I can't believe after reading that 6 times, that I just get it. LOL.
Anonymous
Lolll
Anonymous
I'm so fucking smart.
Shadow
I know, right?