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Quintillionaire Morning Routine

Go on the quintillionaire morning routine now!

1. Wake up. 2. Take a shit. 3. Eat. 4. Get out of bed. 5. Have breakfast.

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Listen up, genius. You think this is some kinda aspirational thing? Nah, it's pointin' out how dumb these "morning routine" things are. Like, duh, ya gotta wake up *before* ya get outta bed, ya walnut.

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Hold up, I just realize what the joke means. You wake up, take a shit in your bed, eat the shit, get out of bed, and have breakfast.

I can't believe after reading that 6 times, that I just get it. LOL.

I know, right?