Ex Jokes

I have an exam next week so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips

My last relationship ended because my ex girlfriend accused me of being a rapist. I'm not upset, to be honest I didn't like her anyway, she kept telling me I never listen, or something like that

So my ex invited me to dinner with her new boyfriend. Her boyfriend said "hi." I said, " knife to meet you."

My ex was so full of shit,she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.

Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"

Man: *Shows a picture of his child*

why did the dinosaur take a bath? so it can get ex-stinked

Today was the worst day ever. My Ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side my truck doesn't even have a dent.

Words that have ho in them:

Thot Whore Asshole Horrible Horena (my ex gf)

some guy was mad at his ex wife! so he threw a bottle of alcohol into her house when he was drunk. And realized when he was being questioned for arson, his cigarette was in the rim of the bottle.

Living in Houston Texas and realizing that hurricanes are a annual threat my ex wife call me and ask what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer take the 610 loop dear

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What do you call a no r-med T-rex

A T-ex

What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT. (I capitalized important parts of the joke)

#takemebacksophie

My ex misses me, good thing she'll never hit me.

I was in a toxic relationship . After some time my girlfriend died, her name was happy . Still got no clue of her body and here i am lying on the bed so fucking happy.

2 friends are talking and the one says, "I had a good day today, I ran into my ex." The other guy replies, "How is that good?" The Friend says, "I was in my car."