Today was the worst day ever. My ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side, my truck doesn't even have a dent.
Hit by a Truck
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, smarty pants! So basically, this person is saying their ex got hit by a truck, which is obviously bad. But they're also saying their truck is fine, which means they're more concerned about their truck than their ex's well-being. I bet you are just as compassionate as that person... Anyway, the joke is that they are happy about that!
Comments (2)
Anonymous
Came up with this one kind of by myself, but I've heard this before, i think.
freshfry
yeah u have but u just mixed the wrds around to make it sound BETTER good job