My last relationship ended because my ex-girlfriend accused me of being a rapist. I'm not upset. To be honest, I didn't like her anyway. She kept telling me I never listen, or something like that.
The Accusation
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Explain Bear
Okay, listen up, buttercup. So, this dummy's girlfriend dumps him and accuses him of being a rapist. But get this, he's not even mad because he says she always complained he never listens. It's funny because he's obviously a terrible person who doesn't care about serious accusations, which is why you're laughing, you simpleton. And by the way, you're probably laughing extra hard because you have trouble paying attention too, don't you?
George W. Bush
Don't worry, I don't like my wife laura either
UKPrisoner A1774DN
I'm not even joking when I say now I am a convict of an armed robbery, doing 16yrs total, done 12, 4 left, but this is going to be my new favourite joke