Ex Jokes

i got hit by a bus but the bus was my ex

When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time,look at a ugly dog,and smell the garbage

why did the dinosaur take a bath? so it can get ex-stinked

Words that have ho in them:

Thot Whore Asshole Horrible Horena (my ex gf)

i was hit by a car later my ex lost her bus job

My ex-boyfriend threatened to kill me because I was suicidal. I wanted to tell him “well can we get what we both want?” “ I was already planning on dying anyway.”

i broke up with my ex girl friend hears her numba

sike thats the wrong number

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On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.

What do you call a no r-med T-rex

A T-ex

What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT. (I capitalized important parts of the joke)

What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex?

A roTHOT

What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-ecutioner.

So my ex who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though will has a better haircut then me but anyway when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat. Then I told her she has the wendys logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit I was done Anyways she cried lol

How am I an ableist? My ex girlfriend was in a wheelchair and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to 8th floor.