Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.
Roses are red violets are blue were breaking up because I never love you
Granny's says. don't worry the crys of pain are only my ex husbands
“Hey today was great” “What happened” “I ran into my ex today” “What’s so great about that?” “I was in my car”
girlfriend: you remind me of a cell phone
girlfriend's ex: why?
Girlfriend: because your about to die
I love to have sex and my name is lex which one should i be with next i really hate my ex i just saw a huge t rex and i think you probably saw this text
Welcome for the rhyme
How did Helen Keller die? Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it
Dont take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you, as a joke
I asked my now ex boyfriend why he’s scared of my cat. He said it was because of the scratches on my arm.
I told him that my cat doesn’t scratch, but he didn’t believe me. He realised what I meant when he noticed I kept hiding my wrist from everyone else.
(Kinda based on the fact that my ex is indeed scared of cats, and he has been scared of my cat so yeah 😂)
Ur butt is bigger then my ex-girlfriend’s butt and I love it
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
When your so rich that you can buy anything you end up getting a cow in your living room yeah anyways my ex is still in my living room
Build your ex a fire and their warm for a day.
Set you ex on fire and hide the smile/evidence
Peanuts are hard to crack just like my ex wifes heart
my ex missis me but her aim is geting better
I hate family reunions. I see too many of my exes there.
What do the twin towers and my ex have in comman? The both fell on my dad.
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The only thing colder than Siberia is my girlfriends ex!
