i got hit by a bus but the bus was my ex
When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time,look at a ugly dog,and smell the garbage
why did the dinosaur take a bath? so it can get ex-stinked
Words that have ho in them:
Thot Whore Asshole Horrible Horena (my ex gf)
i was hit by a car later my ex lost her bus job
My ex-boyfriend threatened to kill me because I was suicidal. I wanted to tell him “well can we get what we both want?” “ I was already planning on dying anyway.”
i broke up with my ex girl friend hears her numba
sike thats the wrong number
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On my signal, I would like you to drive onto the pavement (sidewalk) and run over my ex-wife.
What do you call a no r-med T-rex
A T-ex
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT. (I capitalized important parts of the joke)
What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex?
A roTHOT
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-ecutioner.
So my ex who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though will has a better haircut then me but anyway when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat. Then I told her she has the wendys logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit I was done Anyways she cried lol
How am I an ableist? My ex girlfriend was in a wheelchair and we lived in the same old building with a broken elevator. I ended the relationship by moving to 8th floor.
What did the snail say to his ex-wife? I'm still leaving you!
my ex's love for me :( i still love the dude sadly but i wont take him back
I had the worst day of my life, my 13 rear old EX got killed and I got fired from my job as a police guard, did I mention that we were in Syria?
My girlfriend broke up with me today but it’s ok, She said we can still be cousins.
what do call an ex lesbian ??? A Clitter Quitter
Granny's says. don't worry the crys of pain are only my ex husbands