Artist

Artist Jokes

Art

What do you call an autistic kid that’s good at art?

Artistic.

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  • Sadness

    if you ask an artist how to commit suicide, they will say a very creative way

    Hitler

    What do Michelangelo and Hitler have in common?

    They both used their brain to paint the ceiling.

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  • Emo

    I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.

    Concert

    I remember the first time I went to one of Luis Fonsi's concerts...

    I wanted to commit DEATHpacito so badly.

    Michael Jackson

    Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.

    The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.

    Tattoo

    I now know what my first tattoo should be, zebra stripes! Not like anyone would know the difference between them.

    Son

    When my son was little, he loved to draw. Although he would always rip up the paper whenever there was one little slip up. Too bad he became a tattoo artist.....

    Rapper

    What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?

    Young Boy Never Walk again.

    Genocide

    Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?

    He never learned to mix the colors.

    Penaldo

    Official Dj Penaldo playlist.

    1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"

    Friendship

    An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called "Lenin in Poland." When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests.

    The painting depicts Lenin's wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.

    "But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?" asks one of the guests.

    "Lenin is in Poland," replies the painter.

    Cow

    What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".

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