Two artists had an art contest. – It ended in a draw.

An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called “Lenin in Poland.” When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests. The painting depicts Lenin’s wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.

“But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?” Asks one of the guests.

“Lenin is in Poland,” replies the painter.

Did you hear about the dead artist

Too many strokes

What do you call a Sad Depressed Artist? Anything But Cows of Woe.

What’s the most artistic fruit

Vincent mango

How does an artist fill in a cv? He draws on experience

What’s a Jew’s favorite artist? Nickleback

What do indian hip hop artists eat. rice rice baby

There was murder. The detective suspected the artist first… because he was sketchy.

What do you call a Mongolian swindler?

A Khan artist.