Artist jokes
What’s the most artistic fruit?
Vincent mango.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case he had to drop some BOMBS.
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD.
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his rhyme books!
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's Coolio!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way through the BEATS.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
September 2020: Three makeup tutorialists, James Charles, Jeffree Star, and Tati Westbrook have gone through smoke after the controversy surrounding the three of them. Honestly, Tati and Jeffree are trash. I just don't find their content interesting, and I don't watch James Charles, but I also dislike his content.
Okay here's your funny joke!
Who is the best makeup artist?
Just because Jeffree has "Star" at the end doesn't mean he is best.
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
Rip Juice WRLD.