Two artists had an art contest. – It ended in a draw.

What do you call a Sad Depressed Artist? Anything But Cows of Woe.

An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called “Lenin in Poland.” When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests. The painting depicts Lenin’s wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.

“But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?” Asks one of the guests.

“Lenin is in Poland,” replies the painter.

How does an artist fill in a cv? He draws on experience

What’s a Jew’s favorite artist? Nickleback

There was murder. The detective suspected the artist first… because he was sketchy.

What do indian hip hop artists eat. rice rice baby

Did you hear about the dead artist

Too many strokes