Artist jokes
What do you call a Mongolian swindler? A Khan artist.
What's the artist imagine something?
Imagine Dragons!
Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
What do you call an autistic kid that’s good at art?
Artistic.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE his way through the CROWD.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough from his beats.
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.
Frank Bulgin is freaky bold, A man with a spirit untamed, untold. With eyes that pierce through the darkest night, He walks a path that's far from light.
His steps are loud, his presence strong, A force of nature, where he belongs. Through the chaos, he finds his way, Leaving footprints that never fade.
A rebel soul, unafraid to speak, His words drip with passion, so unique. He dances with danger, embraces the unknown, Challenging limits, into the wild he's thrown.
No rules can bind him, no walls can contain, Frank Bulgin sets fire to the mundane. He paints the sky with vibrant hues, A kaleidoscope of dreams he pursues.
In his mind, a symphony of thoughts, An artist's palette, where inspiration is sought. He weaves words like a masterful bard, Creating tapestries that leave us marred.
With each verse, he unravels his soul, Unveiling the depths that make him whole. His poetry, a window to his essence, A glimpse into a world of fearless presence.
Frank Bulgin is freaky bold, A maverick, a legend yet to be told. His spirit roams, forever untamed, A beacon of courage, never to be tamed.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
What’s the most artistic fruit?
Vincent mango.
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had FLOW-ZEN.
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
What do you call a rapper who's also a scientist?
RHYME-STEIN.
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the concert?
To COUNT his BARS.
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS!