What do Michaelangelo and Hitler have in common?
They both used their brain to paint the ceiling
I started an emo salsa band We're called Hispanic at the Disco
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What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite Piano note? A Minor
What is Wacko Jacko's favourite David Bowie song?
Boys Keep Swinging
I remember the first time I went to one of Luis Fonsi's concerts... I wanted to commit DEATHpacito so badly.
What's kobe favorite song. It's going down for real
I now know what my first tattoo should be, zebra stripes! Not like anyone would know the difference between them.
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair? Young Boy Never Walk again
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist? He never learned to mix the colors
What do you call a Sad Depressed Artist? Anything But Cows of Woe.
I like George Floyd's new song. It is really breath taking.
What’s the most artistic fruit
Vincent mango
James Last, the king of the LP bargain bin, died a Florida Man.
Official Dj Penaldo playlist. 1. I'm a fraud 2. I need you (ft. Tap-ins) 3. I Want to Leave Mid United 4. Back where I belong (ft. Europa league) 5. TY Eder 6. Nobody wants me ( Rejectnaldo Remix) 7. Fuck that kid ( ft. Lil Broke phone) 8. Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)
There was murder. The detective suspected the artist first... because he was sketchy.
I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!
Why did Michael Joseph Jackson dangle the baby over the balcony? He wanted to air out the blanket.
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What was Michael Jackson's favorite song? Touch me. I want to feel your body
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