Artist jokes
What do you call an autistic kid that’s good at art?
Artistic.
What do you call a Mongolian swindler? A Khan artist.
If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
In the realm of Danny, Ben, and Paxton, A trio of souls intertwined, Their stories woven with grace and might, A tale of friendship, ethereal and fine.
Danny, the dreamer with stars in his eyes, Chasing visions that danced in his mind, With every thought, a world he'd create, A poet, an artist, one of a kind.
Ben Power, the steadfast, a force to behold, With strength that could move mountains high, His heart, a fortress, unyielding and bold, A protector, a guardian, forever nigh.
Paxton, the wanderer, a spirit untamed, Roaming free wherever the wind blew, In every step, a new adventure claimed, A seeker, a nomad, forever anew.
Together they stood, a harmonic blend, Different paths converging as one, In the depths of their bond, a love unfurled, A symphony played, forever sung.
Through trials and triumphs, they faced the storm, Hand in hand, against the tempest's might, With laughter, tears, and hearts so warm, They shared the darkness, embracing the light.
Oh, Danny, Ben, and Paxton, forever bound, Through the pages of life, your stories unfold, In the tapestry of friendships profound, Your spirits, like poetry, forever bold.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.
There was a murder. The detective suspected the artist first... because he was sketchy.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his rap sheet!
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
What's the artist imagine something?
Imagine Dragons!
Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
What’s the most artistic fruit?
Vincent mango.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!