What do you call a autistic kid that’s good at art??
Artistic
What’s the most artistic fruit
Vincent mango
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.
if you ask an artist how to commit suicide, they will say a very creative way
What do Michaelangelo and Hitler have in common?
They both used their brain to paint the ceiling
Two artists had an art contest. -- It ended in a draw.
I started an emo salsa band We're called Hispanic at the Disco
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What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite Piano note? A Minor
What is Wacko Jacko's favourite David Bowie song?
Boys Keep Swinging
I remember the first time I went to one of Luis Fonsi's concerts... I wanted to commit DEATHpacito so badly.
What's kobe favorite song. It's going down for real
I now know what my first tattoo should be, zebra stripes! Not like anyone would know the difference between them.
When my son was little, he loved to draw. Although he would always rip up the paper whenever there was one little slip up. Too bad he became a tattoo artist.....
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair? Young Boy Never Walk again
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist? He never learned to mix the colors
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made Billie Jean or Beat It, and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
Official Dj Penaldo playlist. 1. I'm a fraud 2. I need you (ft. Tap-ins) 3. I Want to Leave Mid United 4. Back where I belong (ft. Europa league) 5. TY Eder 6. Nobody wants me ( Rejectnaldo Remix) 7. Fuck that kid ( ft. Lil Broke phone) 8. Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called "Lenin in Poland." When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests. The painting depicts Lenin's wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.
"But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?" Asks one of the guests.
"Lenin is in Poland," replies the painter.
What do you call a Sad Depressed Artist? Anything But Cows of Woe.
I like George Floyd's new song. It is really breath taking.
