Artist jokes
What do you call an autistic kid that’s good at art?
Artistic.
What’s the most artistic fruit?
Vincent mango.
if you ask an artist how to commit suicide, they will say a very creative way
What do Michelangelo and Hitler have in common?
They both used their brain to paint the ceiling.
Two artists had an art contest. It ended in a draw.
I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.
What is Wacko Jacko's favorite David Bowie song?
"Boys Keep Swinging."
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite piano note? A minor.
I remember the first time I went to one of Luis Fonsi's concerts...
I wanted to commit DEATHpacito so badly.
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?
He never learned to mix the colors.
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
I now know what my first tattoo should be, zebra stripes! Not like anyone would know the difference between them.
What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.
When my son was little, he loved to draw. Although he would always rip up the paper whenever there was one little slip up. Too bad he became a tattoo artist.....
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
James Last, the king of the LP bargain bin, died a Florida Man.
Official Dj Penaldo playlist.
1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called "Lenin in Poland." When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests.
The painting depicts Lenin's wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.
"But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?" asks one of the guests.
"Lenin is in Poland," replies the painter.
I like George Floyd's new song. It is really breathtaking.
What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".