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Two artists had an art contest. – It ended in a draw.

An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called “Lenin in Poland.” When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests. The painting depicts Lenin’s wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.

“But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?” Asks one of the guests.

“Lenin is in Poland,” replies the painter.

There was murder. The detective suspected the artist first… because he was sketchy.

Did you hear about the dead artist

Too many strokes

What do you call a Sad Depressed Artist? Anything But Cows of Woe.

What’s the most artistic fruit

Vincent mango

Being bullied by an artist? Want them to leave you alone? www.VincentVanGoghAway.com

How does an artist fill in a cv? He draws on experience

What’s a Jew’s favorite artist? Nickleback

What do indian hip hop artists eat. rice rice baby

What do you call a Mongolian swindler?

A Khan artist.