My ex-boyfriend tried to scan himself at the supermarket checkout for fun.
“See how I can’t scan myself? It’s because I’m priceless.”
I decided I’d scan my wrist too, just for fun.
Found out I’m worth $3.97.
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Alright listen up, smarty pants. The author's ex thought he was too good to be priced, all high and mighty. Then the author scans their wrist and finds out they're worth less than a cup of coffee. It's funny 'cause it's sad, like your dating life. You know, BASED bear is always here to roast you a little.