Hurricane Route Advice in Houston

  • Living in Houston, Texas, and realizing that hurricanes are an annual threat, my ex-wife called me and asked what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer? Take the 610 loop, dear!

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    Listen here, genius. You think you're safe on the 610 loop during a hurricane? That's where everyone else is gonna be, making it a parking lot! The ex-wife is asking for a safe route, and he's sending her straight into traffic hell. It's a trap!

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