Exit jokes
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
Q: How would a chicken leave?
A: Through the exit.
My dad told me and my sister to stop arguing, so I threw her out the window instead.
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
6 Germans walk into a bar... and only three walk out.
My mom asked me if I was okay, so I replied, "I will be," and jumped out the window!
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable!
Ever heard of a reverse exorcism? It’s when the Devil tells the priest to exit the child’s body.
A horse walks into a bar.
Several of the patrons quickly get up and leave, realizing the potential danger in the situation.
Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
An Irish man walks out of a bar. It can happen.
What did the condom say when he came out of a gay guy's asshole?
He said, "Fuck this shit!"
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.
What is an orphan's excuse to leave a party?
"I'm gonna make like my parents and run."
You get on an elevator and you find the Pope and Donald Trump cowering from two snarling wolves. In your hand you find a revolver with only two bullets in it... what do you do?
You shoot the Pope and the Donald each in a leg and exit the elevator at the next stop.
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
Why can't depressed people leave the maze?
Because their lives are the walls and they are too scared to meet the exit.
Treat me like a joke, and I will leave you like it's funny.