What's the difference between a maze and a depressed life? One of them you can find a way out of.
Why can't depressed people leave the maze?
Because their lives are the walls and they are too scared to meet the exit.
A horse walks into a bar.
Several of the patrons quickly get up and leave, realizing the potential danger in the situation.
How did the computer get out of the house?
He used windows.
Suicide is just freedom, life is just full of pain... Sometimes if you're gone maybe somebody might notice. Feels like life is a maze and the only way to leave is the exit. Nobody notices your pain, your suffering, and that you try your best though everyone notices your mistakes. Life just feels like everyone hates you. Life for me is just faking smiles, I'm not sure how everyone lives such a good life.
One day, I was sitting on my couch watching YouTube when I heard a knock on the door. I opened the door, and to my surprise, it was my dad. I haven't seen him in 16 years, so I let him in. I noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand, and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge.
Then he walked towards me and said, "Oh no! I forgot the cereal!" Then he walked out the door and drove away. I never saw him again.
I called a suicide hotline in Iraq. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
6 Germans walk into a bar... and only three walk out.
Two girls have a sleepover.
Karen: Let's go to bed.
Lauren: Fine, but it's early.
*Karen wakes up and exits room*
*Lauren hears noise*
Mikey: You're so much better than my girlfriend, Karen.
Lauren: *laughs*
Lauren: *remembers her boyfriend is Karen's brother, Mikey*
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
Ever heard of a reverse exorcism? It’s when the Devil tells the priest to exit the child’s body.
I go to get my mail.
Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"
Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"
Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.
You get on an elevator and you find the Pope and Donald Trump cowering from two snarling wolves. In your hand you find a revolver with only two bullets in it... what do you do?
You shoot the Pope and the Donald each in a leg and exit the elevator at the next stop.
If a fat person were to go on a flying car, it will just be at the ground. When they exit, it will just fly up.
I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.
Who’s more excited than a kid on his birthday?
Jimmy Savile in a primary school playground.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable!
Why can't orphans exit out of their games... they don't have a home button.
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
You walk in to a old ran down house and you see that a light is on you walk over to the light and you see blood all over the room and you run to the exit to leave but when you get to the door somehow it is locked from the outside and you have no choice but to go in to the house more and you see another room with a light on so you go in when you go In “flip” all the light go off then yo7 see a bright light and then a screen shows up and it says “let the game show begin” yiu see other people next to you and they seem scared then a wall comes down yiu see a optical cores and yi7 go on and then a chainsaw comes at yiu and it misses you but the other kid behind you gets hit and dies
Part two comeing soon this is inspired by the scp foundation have a nice summer
