Exit jokes
Yo momma so fat, Santa said, "Ho, ho, ho, I've gotta go!"
Q: How would a chicken leave?
A: Through the exit.
An Irish man walks out of a bar. It can happen.
I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.
My dad told me and my sister to stop arguing, so I threw her out the window instead.
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
Ever heard of a reverse exorcism? It’s when the Devil tells the priest to exit the child’s body.
My mom asked me if I was okay, so I replied, "I will be," and jumped out the window!
How did the computer get out of the house? He used windows.
What did the condom say when he came out of a gay guy's asshole?
He said, "Fuck this shit!"
6 Germans walk into a bar... and only three walk out.
Why can't depressed people leave the maze?
Because their lives are the walls and they are too scared to meet the exit.
Want to hear an inside joke? I walked into a house. Want to hear an outside joke? I walked out of that house.
An Irish-man walks out of a bar.
You walk into an old, run-down house and you see that a light is on. You walk over to the light and you see blood all over the room, and you run to the exit to leave, but when you get to the door, somehow it is locked from the outside and you have no choice but to go into the house more. You see another room with a light on, so you go in. When you go in, "flip," all the lights go off, then you see a bright light and then a screen shows up and it says, "Let the game show begin." You see other people next to you and they seem scared, then a wall comes down, you see optical cords and you go on, and then a chainsaw comes at you and it misses you, but the other kid behind you gets hit and dies.
Part two coming soon. This is inspired by the SCP Foundation. Have a nice summer.
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
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People who don't have common sense are just stupid people with ugly hearts. STOP HATING PEOPLE YOU NEVER KNOW! Also write "then exit the f word site," and I think we know that won't happen!!!
I L.O.V.E GWEN!!!!!!
A horse walks into a bar.
Several of the patrons quickly get up and leave, realizing the potential danger in the situation.
I needed to take a phone call, so I went to the nearest exit. I guess you can say it was very exciting! 😂