Random person: "What's one thing your ex gave you that you can't get rid of?"
Man: *Shows a picture of his child.*
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, buttercup. So, this dude's ex-girlfriend gave him a kid, right? And because he is (probably) a good dad, he's stuck with said kid for (at least) the next 18 years. Unlike your beanie baby collection or participation trophies, kids are forever.
Mukundi
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