So my ex invited me to dinner with her new boyfriend.
Her boyfriend said "Hi."
I said, "Knife to meet you!"
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! This joke is all about the word "knife" sounding like "nice." The dude is making a pun when he meets his ex's new boyfriend. Since you're reading this, I bet you think the sharpest knife in the drawer is a butter knife.