What happens when your make an asían girl squirt? She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce
What do you call someone with an extra chromosome winning in a pool?
Posiedown.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?" "In case they get a hole in one!
Whenever I order coffee, I always get the depresso with extra depresso sauce
How do you tell if a loaf of bread has Down Syndrome?
It has an extra crumb-osome.
what do you call someone who is extra virgin
mrs frame
Why do golfers bring an extra pear of socks, in case they get a whole in one
I've just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
why does a golfer where two pares of pants
in case he gets a hole in one
what has three balls and flys through space?
E.T. the extra testicle
I'm made with depression and extra anxiety, then a side of gay and a sprinkle of emo.
Don’t let an extra chromosome get you down
I'm better than you in every single way.... I even have an extra chromosome.
My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.
You walk into a mcdonalds and you ask for some extra mayo and they put to much on there. I say I didn't order a Mc cumshot
What is worse to have - a dead baby or dead Santa Claus? Santa. You need extra freezers for reindeer.
**** (A cell phone in an upscale gym locker room in NYC rings and the man puts it on loud speaker next to him ... everyone else in the room stops to listen): Man : Hello? Woman : Hi honey, it's me. Are you at the club? Man : Yes. Woman : I’m out shopping and found a beautiful leather coat. It’s only $2,000 – is it OK if I buy it? Man : Sure, go ahead if you like it that much. Woman : I also stopped by that new Lexus dealership and saw one of the new models I really like – it’s on an opening special. Man : How much? Woman : $90,000. Man : Wow! OK, but for that price I want it with all the options. Woman : Great! Oh, and one more thing ... I was just talking to Jamie and found out that the house we wanted to buy last year is back on the market ... they’re asking $980,000 for it. Remember it was well over a million when we looked at it? Man : I dunno. Make an offer for $900,000 and they’ll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $80,000 if that’s what you really want. Woman : OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much! Man : I love you to. **** (The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room were staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.) The man turns around and says : “Anyone know whose phone this is”?
The cashier asked if I wanted to get my extra dollar to the poor i said sure and i got a cash app notification for 1 dollar
Why did the school shooter earn extra points? Bcz he was on a kill streak.
