T Rex

T Rex Jokes

Dinosaur

What's the difference between a T-Rex and your sister? I can't stick my dick in a dinosaur.

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  • Dinosaur

    Why was the T-rex so angry? You would be angry too if your arms were too short to masturbate.

    Road

    Why did the T-Rex cross the road?

    The chicken wasn’t invented then.

    Prize

    Why did the T-Rex not clap when you won a prize?

    Because it's dead.

    Rhyme

    I love to have sex. And my name is Lex. Which one should I be with next? I really hate my ex. I just saw a huge T Rex, And I think you probably saw this text.

    Welcome for the rhyme.