Pennywise jokes

Pennywise: "They all float down here!"

Titanic: *hold my beer*

Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.

What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.

Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.

I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money.

Last night, I fucked a chick named Penny. What are the odds?

Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn't believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.

My friend, while we are shopping and I'm telling her about my mental illness: "You're priceless."

When we get to the checkout: "I'm actually $2.50."

Do you want to hear a money joke? "Never mind, it makes no cents."

You know, eBay sucks. I was looking for a lighter, and it gave me 18,906 matches.