Pennywise jokes

Pennywise: "They all float down here!"

Titanic: *hold my beer*

Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.

What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.

Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.

Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn't believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.

My friend, while we are shopping and I'm telling her about my mental illness: "You're priceless."

When we get to the checkout: "I'm actually $2.50."

Do you want to hear a money joke? "Never mind, it makes no cents."

I got a pen for my baby sister. Best trade I made so far.

My ex-boyfriend tried to scan himself at the supermarket checkout for fun.

“See how I can’t scan myself? It’s because I’m priceless.”

I decided I’d scan my wrist too, just for fun.

Found out I’m worth $3.97.