Pennywise jokes

What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.

Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.

Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.

Pennywise: "They all float down here!"

Titanic: *hold my beer*

If I had a genie grant me wishes, I wouldn't wish for a million pounds. I'd just wish that every time I buy something I just have the right amount of money in my pocket at the time.

I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.

So people call me poor until they see my bank account.

I take debt of 25,000 euro. I spend 20,000 in charity, and 5000 euro are left. I pay the debt of 2000 euro and I have to pay now 23,000 euro to bank, and 3000 euro I have in profit, 23,000 +3000 >> 26000 ;)

I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money.

Last night, I fucked a chick named Penny. What are the odds?

So you're saying a penny is worth more than a penny?

That don't make no cents.