I have an exam next week, so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips.
Academic Assistance from an Ex
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Explain Bear
Okay, listen up, you magnificent moron. You're about to fail your exam, and you think your ex-girlfriend, someone you probably broke up with because she was a bad influence, is going to give you academic advice? That's the joke, you absolute walnut. You're being hilariously self-destructive by conflating relationship experience with test-taking strategies.