Sophie jokes

#takemebacksophie

Why does Sally hate herself? Because Sophie stole her boy.

What did Sophie Brussaux's baby get every week?

A face full of sperm.

Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield?

"Everywhere."

The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.

Isn't Gwen the most thoughtful person?

My sister thinks she's so smart, she said onions are the only food that makes you cry.

So I threw a coconut at her.

Is a selfie of an orphan a self-portrait or family photo?