Sophie jokes

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Why does Sally hate herself? Because Sophie stole her boy.

What did Sophie Brussaux's baby get every week?

A face full of sperm.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What first went through Sally's head when the Nazis came? A bullet.

Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

What did Sally get for Christmas? A bike.

Isn't Gwen the most thoughtful person?

My sister thinks she's so smart, she said onions are the only food that makes you cry.

So I threw a coconut at her.

Is a selfie of an orphan a self-portrait or family photo?

What first went through Sally's mind when the Nazis came? - A bullet.