Sophie jokes

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Why does Sally hate herself? Because Sophie stole her boy.

What did Sophie Brussaux's baby get every week?

A face full of sperm.

Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield?

"Everywhere."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What first went through Sally's head when the Nazis came? A bullet.

Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

What did Sally get for Christmas? A bike.

Isn't Gwen the most thoughtful person?

My sister thinks she's so smart, she said onions are the only food that makes you cry.

So I threw a coconut at her.

Is a selfie of an orphan a self-portrait or family photo?