Sophie jokes

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Why does Sally hate herself? Because Sophie stole her boy.

What did Sophie Brussaux's baby get every week?

A face full of sperm.

Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield?

"Everywhere."

Today, I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I still single?" and it activated the front camera.

Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.

They both routinely place meat in small buns.

Isn't Gwen the most thoughtful person?

What first went through Sally's mind when the Nazis came? - A bullet.