Drunk Arsonist

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Some guy was mad at his ex-wife! So he threw a bottle of alcohol into her house when he was drunk.

And realized when he was being questioned for arson, his cigarette was in the rim of the bottle.

Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. This dude was so stewed he chucked a booze bottle at his ex's place, right? But here's the kicker: he forgot his stinky cigarette was still stuck in the bottle's neck. So when the cops rolled up for arson, it was like leaving a big, smelly calling card. You're not too bright, so I bet you would do the same thing.

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