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My dad is like Hurricane Katrina. I haven’t seen either sense 2005

What do women, tornadoes and hurricanes have in common? - They all get the house.

Why do we name hurricanes? To keep an eye on them

What did one hurricane say to the other?

I got my EYE on you!

Hurricane Irma, it blows.