Diet jokes
Eat cockroaches.
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
Is it okay to say "nice to meat you" to a vegan?
My doctor said I need to lose calories, so I got a piece of paper, wrote "calories," and lit it on fire.
If you eat pussy, and if you are what you eat, does that mean eating pussy makes you a pussy?
I bet you go grocery shopping at the Twinkie Factory.
What's the difference between a baby and a sweet potato? About 140 calories.
What is the difference between lettuce and a hamburger?
When the lettuce runs, the hamburger cries.
Fatty told Skinny, "Do you have any food? My stomach is empty and I haven't eaten."
Skinny replied to Fatty, "Well, doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead!"
Why did Alice from Wonderland get her butt stuck in the rabbit hole at first? Because she probably ate too many hamburgers and drank too much wine just out of nowhere, then told her butt to hold it in before more food pops out.
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
Have you heard about the awesome fruit race?
The lettuce was ahead, but the tomato was able to ketchup!
Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Dad: Don't know, why?
Son: Because they taste funny.
Why are people in Japan so thin?
Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
What’s big, red, and eats rocks?
A big, red, rock eater.
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese.
As if she doesn't have enough on her plate.
Mom, start eating, or else you will get fatter!
What's an edible part of a wheelchair?
A vegetable!
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