What do gay horses eat?
Hay.
Diet Jokes
What is the difference between eating a baby and a doughnut?
Babies are healthier.
What do penguins đ§ eat for lunch?
Freeze burgers.
Diet Day #1 - I removed all the fattening food from my house. It was delicious.
Eat cockroaches.
You're so fat, when you step on a scale it says, "To be continued."
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep driving.
You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.
Why are vegetarians so good at giving head? Because theyâre used to having nuts in their mouth.
I went to McDonald's and I saw a line of fat people because they were selling free hamburgers.
I eat cockroaches.
Somebody: Do you even eat and get sleep?
Me: I have depression, what do you think?!
Whatâs big, red, and eats rocks?
A big, red, rock eater.
Yo momma so fat, she tried to eat a pie chart.
Hey, I got some Domino's pizza, salad, breadsticks, and chicken wings for everyone. Yeah, but make sure Ms. Mandingo gorilla don't eat all up, because if she do, I'm going have to shove it up her fur.
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didnât want to start beef, heâs VEGAN.
Robert doesnât see people, the man just sees meals.
Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country?
A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
Instead of walking through the door, the owner of the house broke in through the window.
When he came out, a man standing on the sidewalk walked up to him and asked why he hadn't just walked through the door. The owner responded, "I'm pollo vegetarian, and I really just wanted a bit of food."
When the man looked confused, the owner said, "Windows are nature's vending machine."
