Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country? A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
The reason why I stopped eating salads was not to be unhealthy; it was so I don't need to eat the wheelchairs along with all those fucking vegetables.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
Why did Amy Winehouse snort Splenda? She thought it was Diet Coke
What is a vegetarian's favorite song?
No beef.
"I only eat food on the right of my plate."
"Are you good at eating?"
"I'm alright at eating."
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
What did the frog order?
A diet Croak!
I thought about going on an all-almond diet.
But that’s just nuts.
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
I don’t know why I go to the gym being healthy is dying fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up
is it still called beef if two vegetarians are arguing?
Lean.
You know why morning food digests so quickly.
Because it break fast
If you wanna get fat what's the quickest way to do it? Eat two jars of mayo each day and in about a month your scale will have your phone number!
Why I can’t be skinny? i hurt myself for fatting.-jenny
hello please i want gaain wait-jenny year later
I had to give up my vegetarian diet.
Turns out they're a lot harder to catch than cows.
Is it ok to say nice to meat you go a vegan?
