What is the difference between eating a baby and a doughnut?
Babies are healthier.
I eat cockroaches.
I went to McDonald's and I saw a line of fat people because they were selling free hamburgers.
You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.
Diet Day #1 - I removed all the fattening food from my house. It was delicious.
Somebody: Do you even eat and get sleep?
Me: I have depression, what do you think?!
How do u get a fat kid to lose weight ? . U pay the ice cream man to keep driving
What’s big, red, and eats rocks?
A big, red, rock eater.
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
Hey, I got some Domino's pizza, salad, breadsticks, and chicken wings for everyone. Yeah, but make sure Ms. Mandingo gorilla don't eat all up, because if she do, I'm going have to shove it up her fur.
Robert doesn’t see people, the man just sees meals.
Yo momma so fat, she tried to eat a pie chart.
Q: Why is Japan the healthiest country?
A: Last time they had a fat man, 80,000 people died.
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
Instead of walking through the door, the owner of the house broke in through the window.
When he came out, a man standing on the sidewalk walked up to him and asked why he hadn't just walked through the door. The owner responded, "I'm pollo vegetarian, and I really just wanted a bit of food."
When the man looked confused, the owner said, "Windows are nature's vending machine."
The reason why I stopped eating salads was not to be unhealthy; it was so I don't need to eat the wheelchairs along with all those fucking vegetables.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
"I only eat food on the right of my plate."
"Are you good at eating?"
"I'm alright at eating."
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
What did the frog order?
A diet Croak!
