The 30+ Best Oil Jokes

If olive oil is made of olives, then baby oil is made of....

There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can't Sea!

Cheap oil, no immigration and no school shootings.

Corona did what Trump promised

Why did the skunk 🦨 sleep 💤 under a car?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

A mouse is just like a ball bearing.

Drench them in oil, and they stop squeaking.

One day a man was fixing a car, an he accidentally got brake oil in his mouth. He was about to spit it out, but then he thought, "hmm, this tastes pretty good!" So he would keep drinking brake oil. But his friends were getting worried about him, and they were like "dude, this can't be healthy." But he said "Don't worry. I can STOP anytime."

whats the difference between stephen and a car. a car loses oil, stephen loses the ability to walk

what happens when a black person gets in a car? the check oil light turns on

A guy goes into his attic to clean it out and finds an old oil lamp. He thinks he could sell it instead of throwing it away, so he starts to rub it and out pops this genie. The genie says to him " Thank you for awakening me, I can grant you three wishes as a token of my gratitude." The guy wishes for a billion dollars, the genie grants it. The guy then asks for a huge mansion with 2 Lamborghinis and 2 Ferraris, the genie grants it. The genie says "This is your last wish so really make this one count." The guys says "Well I've always wanted to drive out to hawaiian islands, because airplanes scare me to death, so I would want a highway that could stretch from here all the way to the islands." The Genie says "That is asking for quite a lot and I'm not sure if I can pull that off, Is there anything else you'd want?" The guy says "Well I've been married and divorced three times, and I just can't understand what I've been doing wrong. I've given my ex-wives all the love and care that I could but in the end it was never enough. I would want to have the ability to understand women. The genie thinks for a few moments and says "Do you want a three or four lane highway?"

Can you drive a pizza? Of course as long as you change the olive oil.

What do strippers and butter have in common? Both spread for bread

Yesterday I made food using oil- Olive oil (I love oil)

Here is funny little prank I did on my sister. So she was in her room when she reached to get her shampoo cause you know girls and hair, when she went to sqeez it out it came oil, tooth past, chicken breast, barf, and oniouns! SHE PUT IT IN HER HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GROSS BUT FUNNY when she got to school she heard kids laughing at her cause the prankster did it agian! Later!

Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.

What do you call a disabled kid's sweat? VEGETABLE OIL!

Think of your favorite singer. Now. Go ask someone what is your favorite singer. My favorite singer is Halsey, BTS, . Now think about your least fave mine is oil London😵 this is my home now 1. What rhymes with oil put it in da chat. Bye weird people