Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore."
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
Did you hear about the cannibal who converted to Catholicism?
On Fridays, he only eats fishermen!
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
How do you get a cow to eat?
Give it mooshrooms!
The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks, "So you don't miss fried chicken?"
Why do lions 🦁 go to SUBWAY 🥪?
Because they like to EAT FLESH.
If 2 vegans are arguing is it still considered beef?
Today is Good Friday, so there will be no meat for us to eat. Instead, we have to do what lesbians do and eat fish.
What’s another term for a lesbian?
A vagetarian.
What do we want? A cure for obesity.
When do we want it? After lunch.
Why don't vegetarians moan during sex?
Because they don't want to admit that meat makes them happy.
How do you properly eat a vegetable?
You tip over the wheelchair.
How do you get rid of butterflies in your stomach?
Stop eating caterpillars.
Man goes to the doctor. He has a banana sticking out of one ear, a carrot sticking out of the other ear, and a green bean sticking out of one nostril.
"Doctor, I'm not feeling well," the man complains.
"Well, it's no wonder," the doctor replies. "You're not eating right!"
One time I ate a chair.
If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber.
What do yo get if you eat sugar. High
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.
(Extra Cholesterol)
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
