Sugar free jokes

If sugar is a drug, does that mean putting it in coffee is overdose?

What do you get if you eat sugar?

High.

Alright, I'm gonna drink the lo-carb one to see how it compares to the normal Monster.

Holy shit, it tastes just like the original one.

There's like a weird after taste though.

Kinda like a sparkling water one.

I love Monster. I've drank about 5 cans already.

I was watching TV with my brother, and a diabetes commercial came on saying, "I have type one diabetes, and I manage it well." My brother said, "You want a sugar cookie?"

What do you say to your partner with diabetes?

Hey, sugar!