Seafood Diet

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! 😌

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Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup! This joke is about someone who says they're on a "seafood diet." But instead of eating ONLY seafood, they eat ALL food they see. Because "see food" sounds like "seafood." Get it? You are so dumb.

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