Land of the Fat

Alright, listen up, butterball. The joke is that America is called "the land of the free," but our comedian here is sayin' that it should be called "the land of the fat" 'cause he's a hefty boy. Get it? You probably don't, because based on the joke, you are probably morbidly obese and too busy stuffing your face with a double cheeseburger. In 2018, the CDC reported that obesity affects 42.4% of adults in the United States. Maybe lay off the snacks, tubby.