Seafood jokes
Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!
Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church?
Because it was a good source of mussel mass!
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
Why should old women never eat seafood?
'Cause then she'll start acting crabby.
Why can't blind people fish?
Because it was "see food."
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
What happened to the woman who slipped in a seafood restaurant?
Um...I don't know what?
She slipped on a mussel!
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”.
Why can’t blind people eat fish?
Because it is seafood.
How do crabs honor their mom’s birthday? The shell-abrate.
My aunt's star sign was Cancer, so it's pretty ironic how she died...
She was eaten by a giant crab.
When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'
Why don't oysters share their pearls? Because they're shellfish!
Why can't blind people have a seafood diet?
They have to see food to eat.
What’s one thing you can say during a wedding and in bed?
I didn’t know we were having seafood tonight!
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
Why can't a blind person eat fish?
They can't see food.
Your mama is so nasty.
She showed up to Red Lobster with her own crabs.
I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.
I'm on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it.