What does an cannibal call people in water
Sea food
I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shellfish!
gay fish
Why did the octopus cross the road? To get to the other TIDE!!!🤣🐙🐙
Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
What did one fish say to the other?
Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.
why cant blind people eat crawfish........... because its seafood
why did the octopus cross the road?
cuz he was on the same side as a sushi resturant
Today is Good Friday, so there will be no meat for us to eat. Instead we have to do what lesbians do and eat fish.
How do oysters call their friends?
On shell phones!
I'm on a seafood diet I see food and I eat it😌
I went to a seafood shop
I pulled a muscle
My aunt's star sign was cancer, so it's pretty ironic how she died...
She was eaten by a giant crab
no one wanted to hear my ocean puns, they said they were too fishy.
How many times do yo tickle a squid before it laughs???
TEN-TICKLES
How do crabs honor their mom’s birthday? The shell-abrate.
what is a fish without i's fsh
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple!
Did you hear about the fish and chips fish got battered chips got a salted
