Seafood jokes
Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church?
Because it was a good source of mussel mass!
Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
Why can't blind people have a seafood diet?
They have to see food to eat.
How do crabs honor their mom’s birthday? The shell-abrate.
Your mama is so nasty.
She showed up to Red Lobster with her own crabs.
What kind of fish do people eat?
Deep-fried fish.
Why can't blind people fish?
Because it was "see food."
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”.
Why should old women never eat seafood?
'Cause then she'll start acting crabby.
No one wanted to hear my ocean puns, they said they were too fishy.
Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!
What did one fish say to the other?
Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.
Where do you go to get the best fish?
A restaurant on the Titanic.
Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you? A: Act like a nut! 😂
Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes? A: Because they'd crack each other up.
Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, son, I don't think they would fit me.
I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
Why don't oysters share their pearls? Because they're shellfish!
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's cunt?
Putting in 12 and sucking out 13.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.