Seafood

Seafood Jokes

Lobster

What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

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  • Octopus

    Why did the octopus cross the road?

    To get to the other TIDE!!! 🤣🐙🐙

    Oyster

    What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's cunt?

    Putting in 12 and sucking out 13.

    Fish

    What did one fish say to the other?

    Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

    Octopus

    Why did the octopus cross the road?

    'Cause he was on the same side as a sushi restaurant.

    Stereotype

    I used to believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.

    Bed

    What’s one thing you can say during a wedding and in bed?

    I didn’t know we were having seafood tonight!

    Squirrel

    Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you? A: Act like a nut! 😂

    Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes? A: Because they'd crack each other up.

    Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, son, I don't think they would fit me.

    I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.

    I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.