Seafood jokes

Why can't blind people eat fish?

Because it's sea food.

What does a cannibal call people in water?

Sea food.

What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs?

One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

Because they're shellfish!

gay fish.

I'm on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it.

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

Why did the octopus cross the road?

To get to the other TIDE!!! 🤣🐙🐙

Why can't a blind person eat fish?

They can't see food.

What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's cunt?

Putting in 12 and sucking out 13.

Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!

Why did the octopus cross the road?

'Cause he was on the same side as a sushi restaurant.

How do oysters call their friends?

On shell phones!

Q. What does a slutty mermaid get? A. Crabs.

What’s one thing you can say during a wedding and in bed?

I didn’t know we were having seafood tonight!

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! 😌

I used to believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.

Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you? A: Act like a nut! 😂

Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes? A: Because they'd crack each other up.

Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, son, I don't think they would fit me.

I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.

I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.

I went to a seafood shop.

I pulled a muscle.