Why can't blind people eat fish?
Because it's sea food.
What does an cannibal call people in water
Sea food
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shellfish!
gay fish
Why did the octopus cross the road? To get to the other TIDE!!!🤣🐙🐙
Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
What did one fish say to the other?
Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.
why cant blind people eat crawfish........... because its seafood
Why did the octopus cross the road?
'Cause he was on the same side as a sushi restaurant.
Today is Good Friday, so there will be no meat for us to eat. Instead we have to do what lesbians do and eat fish.
How do oysters call their friends?
On shell phones!
I used to believe everything in the Bible until I tell I read about the Jew giving out the free fish
What’s one thing you can say during a wedding and in Bed I didn’t know we were having seafood tonight
I'm on a seafood diet I see food and I eat it😌
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut 😂
Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they ́d crack each other up
Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it
I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
I went to a seafood shop
I pulled a muscle
My aunt's star sign was cancer, so it's pretty ironic how she died...
She was eaten by a giant crab
no one wanted to hear my ocean puns, they said they were too fishy.
