Vegans and Sex

Why do vegans hate sex?

They don't want to say they had a meat in 'em.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, smooth-brain. 'Meat' is slang for a certain male organ. Vegans don't eat meat, so the joke is they don't want that 'meat' inside 'em. You probably need more protein to understand basic puns.

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