Diet

Diet jokes

Why would a vegetarian never moan during sex?

They don't wanna admit that a piece of meat made them happy.

Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny

Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.

why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.

I don’t know why I go to the gym. Being healthy is dying as fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up.

I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.

(Extra Cholesterol)