Why would a vegetarian never moan during sex?
They don't wanna admit that a piece of meat made them happy.
Why would a vegetarian never moan during sex?
They don't wanna admit that a piece of meat made them happy.
If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
Why do vegans use blowjobs?
Because they can’t take real meat.
What’s another term for a lesbian?
A vagetarian.
Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny
Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.
Why did Amy Winehouse snort Splenda?
She thought it was Diet Coke.
Why are people in Japan so thin?
Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
What’s a vegetable’s favorite dance?
The cabbage patch.
How did the cannibal know the girl he was eating for dinner had COVID-19?
She lost her taste.
Scientists say a banana a day is great for the colon.
But you gotta eat it!
I don’t know why I go to the gym. Being healthy is dying as fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up.
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.
(Extra Cholesterol)
Fat person: "Hey, what's up?"
Friend: "Your blood pressure!"
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Why are obese jokes so offensive?
Because fat people have enough on their plate.