if ur fat and transgender, then would you be considered transfat?
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN
Why do vegans use blowjobs?
Because they can’t take real meat.
Why I can’t be skinny? i hurt myself for fatting.-jenny
hello please i want gaain wait-jenny year later
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
Why did Amy Winehouse snort Splenda? She thought it was Diet Coke
Why are people in Japan so thin?
Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
What’s a vegetable’s favorite dance?
The cabbage patch.
why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.
Scientists say a banana a day is great for the colon.
But you gotta eat it!
I don’t know why I go to the gym being healthy is dying fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.
(Extra Cholesterol)
Fat person: "Hey, what's up?"
Friend: "Your blood pressure!"
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
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How do you know if there's a vegan in the room?
Wait 2 minutes and they'll tell you.
If 2 vegans are arguing is it still considered beef?
Somebody: Do you even eat and get sleep?
Me: I have depression, what do you think?!
