If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber.
Cute-cumber Vegetable
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is all about wordplay. See, a regular cucumber is just a veggie, but a "cute-cumber" sounds like "cute cucumber." It's a pickup line, get it? You wouldn't know 'bout that since you're just on the computer all day.
Trollundermanynames
If you were a vegetable would you be my cock-cumber
Blach66.1
Are you a farmer be I'm full of cum and ready to be picked?