Diet jokes
What food does a Cheetah eat?
Cheetos!
What's the worst part about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
Adin, you should consider eating pencil lead, you fat cat lover, only if you're the new Adin from FF though xoxo da babby.
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
My doctor said I need to lose calories, so I got a piece of paper, wrote "calories," and lit it on fire.
There's a new Viagra and prune juice diet that's out.
Unfortunately, you can't tell if you're coming or going.
I bet you go grocery shopping at the Twinkie Factory.
Even though you are a meateater, you can still totally be a vegetarian.
Her: "Land of the free".
Me: *fat*
Her: What do you mean?
Me: It's not fat-free.
How do people get skinny?
Their parents don't feed them. (JOKE)
Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you? A: Act like a nut! 😂
Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes? A: Because they'd crack each other up.
Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, son, I don't think they would fit me.
I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
Lean.
Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny
Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.
Why did Bella Thorne pass gas on "Shake It Up Chicago?" Because I gave her too split pea soup for breakfast.
"Gaining weight is gonna be a piece of cake."
Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.
why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.
Your mama can't walk up the stairs because she eats too much chips.
Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?
What do kids call a balanced meal?
A hamburger in each hand! XD XD XD XD