My friend gave me sugar for my birthday, she thought it was cheap I thought it was pretty sweet

Man, chocking on sugar seems like the sweetest way to die

Why did the plum put sugar under its pillow?

So it could have sweet dreams.

Johnny Johnny? Yes pa pa Eating Sugar? Yes pa pa, I am eating sugar because it is the only thing i can reach and you have refused to feed me for the past 3 days. You smoke 2 packs of cigs a day and you’re mad at me for eating a little sugar. Smoking? Telling lies? Yes pa pa, you do all of those things because you’re a chronic addict.

What do you say to your partner with diabetes?

Hey sugar!

Did you sit in sugar? Because you’ve got a sweet ass.

Sugar Honey Ice Tea

I FORGOT MY JOKE

What do you call a guy with a bald head and loves to eat biscuits, raisins and caster sugar? - Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)

suck my sugar honey its very sweet and juicey.