My friend gave me sugar for my birthday, she thought it was cheap I thought it was pretty sweet
Man, chocking on sugar seems like the sweetest way to die
I like my people how I like my tea..
In a bag under water.
I told a diabetic girl to have sweet dreams...
she died the next morning
Why did the silly girl 👧 put sugar under her pillow?
She wanted to have sweet dreams. 😂
i only cut to find out if im real or cake
Why did the plum put sugar under its pillow?
So it could have sweet dreams.
You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone...with sprinkles.”
What do yo get if you eat sugar. High
i like my coffe like i like my wamem
big tits
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs - to get to the bottom What do you call a bear with no teeth - a gummy bear!!!!!!
Pass me the sugar, Sugar!
Pass me the honey, Honey!
Pass me the teabag!
Sugar Honey Ice Tea
I FORGOT MY JOKE
Am I considered a cannibal because I told my mom that grandma's ashes was sugar.
were does cotten candy - from the cotten pickers
Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you
What if little johnny was doing drugs? johnny johnny? yes papa? eating sugar? no papa...
Johnny Johnny? Yes pa pa Eating Sugar? Yes pa pa, I am eating sugar because it is the only thing i can reach and you have refused to feed me for the past 3 days. You smoke 2 packs of cigs a day and you're mad at me for eating a little sugar. Smoking? Telling lies? Yes pa pa, you do all of those things because you're a chronic addict.
Jim’s car is swerving all over the road so a cop pulls him over, “Step out of the car” says the cop, “I am going to need you to take a breathalyzer test.” “I can’t”, Jim responds “You see I have very bad asthma, that can set off an attack.” “Alright,” says the cop, “then you’re going to have to take a blood test.” “Can’t do that either,” Jim responds, “I am a hemophiliac, if a wound is opened, I won’t stop bleeding, and I could bleed to death.” “Ok,” the cop answers “then I will need a urine sample.” “Sorry,” says Jim “I also have diabetes, that could push my sugar count really low.” “Fine, so just come on out, and walk a straight line for me.” “Can’t do that either” responds Jim. “Why not?” Demanded the exasperated cop. “Well, because I’m drunk!”
What’s the difference between an Orphan and a sugar donut? People want donuts.
