What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast
What is opposite of a lady fingers?
Answer: Mentos
A man was almost about to drown. A boat say "Do u need help?" And he said no. After the boat left, another boat came to the sea. And they asked if he needed help. And he said no. And he asked God "Why didn't u help me?" God said "I sended u 2 big boats, you dummy!