Clothing jokes

They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket.

They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.

Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.

What was found under MJ's pillow after he died?

Billy's jeans.

An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"

What's the most optimistic blood type? B+.

What disease causes wrinkled clothes? An iron deficiency.

Do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?

What’s brown, fuzzy, and wears sunglasses?

A coconut on vacation.

What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.

When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room,

The present: Laundry.

*gunshot*

My girlfriend left me today for spending my own money. What a bitch! I spend a fair amount of money on her for her clothes and Air Force Ones, but as soon as I spend $100 on hookers, she leaves me.

What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.

What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.

Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.

What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?

They both have a hole in one.

Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips.

What did the shirt say to the pants?

Belt.

I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.

So I got another one free of charge.

Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.

Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!

Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.