Clothing jokes

What's the most optimistic blood type? B+.

What disease causes wrinkled clothes? An iron deficiency.

Do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?

What’s brown, fuzzy, and wears sunglasses?

A coconut on vacation.

What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.

When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room,

The present: Laundry.

*gunshot*

My girlfriend left me today for spending my own money. What a bitch! I spend a fair amount of money on her for her clothes and Air Force Ones, but as soon as I spend $100 on hookers, she leaves me.

What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.

What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.

Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.

What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?

They both have a hole in one.

Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips.

What did the shirt say to the pants?

Belt.

I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.

So I got another one free of charge.

Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.

Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!

Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.

Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in them.

The priest had a very holy shirt.

What do you call a stupid mannequin?

A dummy.

Why do nuns not wear bras?

God supports everything.