The other day me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts I was wearing a black top she was wearing a stripy top we were arguing abt who was more creative when she asked to prove that I am I just said "u buy ur stripes, I make mine"
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
I've never worn my gay sweater, it hasn't come out of the closet yet
How do emo's compliment each other?
They say " I like your cuts g"
One day Little Johnny's class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?" Little Mary says, "The teacher is very intelligent." The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?" Little Suzie says, "They are very fashionable." The teacher says, "Johnny, why don't you have a go? Use the word dictate in a sentence." Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "Last night I heard Daddy asking Mommy 'Darling how does my dictate' "
I wanted to make a belt out of watches, then I realized, it was a waist of time!
“what happened to ur arm?” “oh uh.. i became a gacha emo”
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll? Ken came in another box.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable (A), beautiful (B), cute (C), delightful (D), elegant (E), fashionable (F), gorgeous (G), and hot (H)." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
Who says Rihanna isn't charitable?
I mean, she found Johnny Depp for her fashion show, by scouting for people living in tents down in Skid Row.
why do emos like yo-yo's? cos they get strangled by the string
Me: Man I wish my clothes were emo. Friend:Why? Me:so they would hang themselves
They have a new line of socks for paraplegics.
They are so comfortable they can't even feel them.
My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like ur striped red and tan gloves" and she asked "where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "oh I made the red stripes myself"
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
Emo girls be like- how much am I worth... Girl scan the code on your wrist
One hat told another hat to stay behind, and he will go on a-head.
So the other day I was looking up zodiac sign stuff you know im a real big fan of that and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have there own hairstyles... except cancer.
i got them red Gucci bracelets
