Fashion jokes
What did the shoe tell the feet?
"Put me on your feet!"
Pants!
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
Her (DYM 121).
Q: Why are flat-earthers seen so many these days? A: Because one girl wore an earth-printed shirt.
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.
The Kardashians are just hyper realistic Barbies.
What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?
"If you don't shut up right now, you're gonna lose your shirt!!!"
Get it?
Why was the rapper always well-dressed?
Because he knew the importance of FLOW in FASHION.
My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.
What do you call super expensive shoes?
Cashews.
I hate emos, lololololololololollol!
Addison in bra.
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
Conservatives when they hear about “liberal arts:” 👊😡
Liberals when they find out about forest conservation: 😩👐
Progressives when they see a reaction video: 🤬
Reactionaries when a Progressive ad comes on (Flo is annoying): 😱
Anticoms realizing they are a part of a “community:” *seizure*
Anticaps when they have to Capitalize Their Words: 😤
Anti-monarchists when they pass a Burger King: 🫨
Antisocs when they are told to “socialize:” 🫠
Corporatists when they see a corpse: 🤤
Antifash when they spot a fashion show: 🤮
Classical liberals when the TV shows Family Feud: 😑🔫
Extremists when they are told to shoot “dead center” (they have bad aim): 😠🖕
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
What do you say to an emo with a new haircut?
"Nice cut, G."
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!