Fashion jokes
Her (DYM 121).
Pants!
What did the shoe tell the feet?
"Put me on your feet!"
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What do you call a flat-chested emo?
What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?
"If you don't shut up right now, you're gonna lose your shirt!!!"
Get it?
What do you say to an emo with a new haircut?
"Nice cut, G."
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
What did the hairline say to the hat?
"We go way back..."
"It looks like she went into Claire’s Boutique, fell on a sale rack, and said, ‘I’ll take it!’" — Bianca Del Rio, RuPaul’s Drag Race
What's the worst part about getting old?
Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!
What did the shirt say to the pants?
Belt.
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
If one of ya'll could find my weave, that'd be great!
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
I need to get new shoes; one of these isn’t right.
I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.
So I got another one free of charge.
What do super fancy music conductors wear?
A Louis baton.
Addison in bra.
Buccellati