The other day me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts I was wearing a black top she was wearing a stripy top we were arguing abt who was more creative when she asked to prove that I am I just said "u buy ur stripes, I make mine"
I've never worn my gay sweater, it hasn't come out of the closet yet
How do emo's compliment each other?
They say " I like your cuts g"
I wanted to make a belt out of watches, then I realized, it was a waist of time!
“what happened to ur arm?” “oh uh.. i became a gacha emo”
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll? Ken came in another box.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
why do emos like yo-yo's? cos they get strangled by the string
Me: Man I wish my clothes were emo. Friend:Why? Me:so they would hang themselves
They have a new line of socks for paraplegics.
They are so comfortable they can't even feel them.
My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like ur striped red and tan gloves" and she asked "where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "oh I made the red stripes myself"
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
Emo girls be like- how much am I worth... Girl scan the code on your wrist
One hat told another hat to stay behind, and he will go on a-head.
So the other day I was looking up zodiac sign stuff you know im a real big fan of that and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have there own hairstyles... except cancer.
i got them red Gucci bracelets
Why are Trump's ties so long?
Because they go all the way to Russia.
What was the last hat Princess Diana wore?
A bonnet.
After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest.
What does a house wear? a-dress
