Undies jokes

Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.

A man went to buy 5 undies, so he said, "Hi, 5 undies, please, 1 for each weekday." Then another man comes and said, "Hi, 7 undies please, 1 for each day, and they'll finish cleaning by Sunday." So the cashier said, "Now that's more like it!" And then another person said, "Hi, 12 undies please, wait, I'm gonna double check... January... fe"

I guess the queen ran out of totems of undying.

Poopies in my undies.

Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.

Ever heard of the show "Naked and Afraid"? That's what I call hide-and-seek with my uncle.

Condoms? HA! Those are for pussies!

When I get naked in the shower, it gets turned on.

Is it just me, or when you wipe your ass too deep, it reminds you of your uncle? Just me?

Why does OSHA require women to wear panties?

Because every manhole needs a cover.