Undies jokes

Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.

I guess the queen ran out of totems of undying.

A man went to buy 5 undies, so he said, "Hi, 5 undies, please, 1 for each weekday." Then another man comes and said, "Hi, 7 undies please, 1 for each day, and they'll finish cleaning by Sunday." So the cashier said, "Now that's more like it!" And then another person said, "Hi, 12 undies please, wait, I'm gonna double check... January... fe"

Poopies in my undies.

I ran out of bras, so I wore...

My grandma's underpants!

Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?

In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.

Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?

In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.

I bet you're naked under all those clothes. Slut.

Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.