Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.
A man went to buy 5 undie so he said hi 5 undis plz 1 4 each weekday.and then another man comes and said hi 7 undies please 1 for each day and theyll finish cleaning by sunday so the cashier said now thats more like it and then another person said hi 12 undies please wait imma double check january fe
I guess the queen ran out of totems of undying
Poopies in my undies
Witches do not wear undies. why? To get better grip on ther broomsticks.