Kate

There's only 3 types of people: the ones who can count and the ones that can't.

Life is better without my dad annoying me (him smacking me, screaming for something useless, limiting my screen time, and much more).

You

Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.

Yo mama is so fat we need to use yo papa

I was once playing the bottle flip challenge on the school table with my friend, and when it was his turn, the bottle fell to his eggplant! 😱😂