You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like one!
Bald Turtleneck
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about makin' fun of someone who's got a shiny head, a cue ball, a chrome dome! If they wear a turtleneck sweater, it looks like they're a turtle because, well, turtles got necks and shells. So, basically, you look like a turtle. You probably do, you slowpoke.