How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
Trend Jokes
The reason why the "eating a tide pod" trend ended so fast is because everyone that did it died.
Smash or pass?
"Smash," said the iceberg.
TItanic:...
Crucifixion was the first T-pose.
How did the hipster drown?
He ice-skated before it was cool.
Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox, and nobody raises an eyebrow.
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?
9: one to screw the lightbulb, one to film it, one to post about it on a women empowerment social media page, one to complain that the man didn’t screw the lightbulb, one to say that women deserve to screw more lightbulbs, one to try to get #womenlightbulbscrewers trending on Twitter, one to bring a man and show him the screwing, one to say that women are better than men at screwing lightbulbs, and one to make a speech about the lightbulb.
There's two types of emo people:
1. People that cut side to side.
2. And people that cut up and down.
The most efficient is up and down.
Someone should start a vaping company with the slogan: "Vapes that hit harder than your dad." Sales would skyrocket.
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?
It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
Who remembers when Gwen was the only thing people talked about on this website?
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
Girls with the name Zoe have big foreheads.
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
COVID is like fashion...
We started hearing about it in Italy...
Became popular in LA and NYC...
Florida ignored it...
And it was all made in China in the end.