How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
The reason why the "eating a tide pod" trend ended so fast is because everyone that did it died.
Smash or pass?
"Smash," said the iceberg.
TItanic:...
Crucifixion was the first T-pose
Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.
there's two types of emo people
1. people that cut side to side
2. and people that cut up and down
the most efficient is up and down
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb? 9: one to screw the lightbulb, one to film it, one to post about it on a women empowerment social media page, one to complain that the man didn’t screw the lightbulb, one to say that women deserve to screw more lightbulbs, one to try to get #womenlightbulbscrewers trending on twitter, one to bring a man and show him the screwing, one to say that women are better than men at screwing lightbulbs, and one to make a speech about the lightbulb
Someone should start a vaping company with the slogan: "Vapes that hit harder than your dad." Sales would skyrocket.
I really used to be in the emo chicks now they’re just don’t make the cut
what do emos and guys with a durag have in common? they both have waves, just one is on their arm
girls with the name zoe have big forhead .
COVID is like fashion...
We started hearing about it in Italy...
Became popular in LA and NYC...
Florida ignored it...
And it was all made in China in the end.
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck. I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
bro whenever i look at you fortnite gets popular again
You know the stupid trend where people say it’s ok to be overly obese? Healthy even? That you should take pride in it? Which idiots started that movement? Well. We know one thing for sure. They were obviously members of a wider community.
The last number of your like is the amogus you get.
1: Amogus trollface 2: frogus 3: amogus in 2013 4: chogus 5: classic amogus 6: wait this isnt amogus 7: amogus drip 8: amog sus 9: amog stuff
What is a type of cancer that:
Affects you Is caused by a device Annoying People won't stop talking about it?
Easy, the answer is Fortnite.
An old man saw the TikTok trend of people throwing it back the old man wanted to do it with his wife the man set up everything needed a did the video I threw it back first then his wife bust instead of an old lady it was ashes
